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We all know that WhatsApp,facebook and instagram was down last night for about 4hours and it looks like the whole world was crashing down, then I began to imagine, what Nigeria would really look like, if we don’t have access to the social media world ?

There are many people like reno omokri, me macaroni and lots more, who got their game via Facebook and their Business makes them millions of naira, that will be a primary shutdown of relevance for them, well, I have got 11 points out for you;

1. RENO OMOKRI Will Become Useless !!!

2. Tunde Ednut Will Discover That Without Instagram , He is Useless , Bro better Go and Learn Handwork , You No Get Talent at all.

3. Broda Shaggi Will Start Performing at Birthday Parties and Naming Ceremonies !!!

4. Angela Nwosu will start standing at motor packs and be selling BLUE EYE BEAD , She may be shouting “AM ANGELA NWOSU , THAT UNA SOCIAL MEDIA OGBANJE , MY BEAD STILL DEY WORK”

5. Nollywood Actors and Producers will start looking for boys who will narrate their movies at Hold-Ups and Motor Parks …. “THE BOYS WILL BE LIKE” ….. “BRO NA YUL EDOCHIE ACT THIS MOVIE OOOOO , HE EVEN KILL ZUBBY MICHAEL FOR THE MOVIE” …. I Swear You Go like am !!!

6. NTA , CHANNELS TV , And Other TV Channels will start collecting sponsored post and be doing shakara

7. MARK ANGEL and Others WILL START BUYING TIME ON TV STATIONS JUST TO SHOW HIS COMEDY SKITS

8. Nairaland Will Become the regular source of News For Nigerians , EVEN DAVIDO AND WIZKID WILL OPEN ACCOUNTS , And That time …..

9. Now The FG Will Starting Doing all they want , where is internet again !!! …. that Time Una Go Know say Buhari better pass OBANSANJO !!!

10. Yahoo Boys and Runs Girls will Know say them no get work !!!

11. Cubana Chief Priest and Other Online Billionaires will Join NAIRALAND !!!

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