NOBODY HAS EVER INVITED ME TO BE THE BEST MAN IN THEIR MARRIAGE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
WE’VE NEVER HAD A HONEYMOON; I DON’T HOW IT LOOKS LIKE.
MY BEST MAN DIDN’T SHOW UP ON TIME; I ASKED ANOTHER FRIEND TO WEAR HIS SUIT AND GO WITH ME.
Bishop David Oyedepo on Weddings and Honeymoon
Nobody has ever invited me to be the best man in their marriage in my entire life. You can never be sure I would be there.
It is a major problem because if he says the Lord told him to go to the mountain, that’s it. They just left me alone because I am not fine enough to be a best man. Elijah was wearing animal skin.
Visions, revelations of the Lord; we’ve never had a honeymoon. I don’t how it looks like. Is it wrong? No; just an addiction. It is never wrong. Please don’t get me wrong. It is never wrong to have a best man too because I had one; who didn’t come on time.
I said, somebody else should wear his suit and let’s go. There is nowhere it is written the best man should wear the same suit with you. So I asked this friend of mine; bring your coat and let’s go.
Did you pray about his coming? Never! They are not going to marry him. They’ve never asked the best man; will you agree to join yourself together?
I asked somebody to start a service; it was going to start late.
The Pastor was having a ceremony in another place. I said, “Look for somebody among the brethren that is wearing a good coat and let him go and start.”
I carry something else on my head. Even before that marriage the thing was working inside me. Now we are having a life-long honeymoon. Isn’t that better?
And now Richard Branson is already flying people to the moon.
It is only 250,000 dollars per flight.
Don’t just go any moon around here; go to the actual moon.