Reasons why you should NOT do Yahoo Yahoo

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YAHOO no need blood… Yahoo no need blood…

After Two Months Of Struggling

Yahoo boy: E be like I go join Austin do that him ritual stuff ooooh… Shebi him say him na goat them dey use, no be human being🤔🤔?

After First Ritual With Goat

Native Doctor: You go need to offer cow to renew your rituals so you will be receiving maximum protection.

Then you will bring cow. Then after sometime

Native Doctor: You go need to offer your girlfriend to renew your rituals or the money go stop to dey enter and you go mad…

Yahoo Boy: Ahhhhh, Ok, ma use Amaka…

After Kill!ng Amaka For Rituals

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Juju Priest: Now u go need to offer your Mama to renew your covenant…

Yahoo Boy: No naaaaaaa, no be wetin una tell me be that naaaaa, this hustle na for my mama…

Juju Priest: Then ready to run mad…

After thinking about it for days, Yahoo Boy k!lls his mother… At this point, he’s now completely heartless…

Juju priest: you go need to dey pound new born baby for mortar every week so the money no go finish, and you no go run mad come die…

Lessons: There’s no soft rituals in “Yahoo Yahoo,” you’ll end up k!lling everyone close to you in order to sustain your wealth, and you’d still d!e miserably in the end due to failure to meet the high demands of the Juju…

As for those of you who say “I don’t do rituals but I’m a Yahoo Boy,” many persons have k!lled themselves because you defrauded them of their life savings, so you’re indirectly a mu.derer.

God is still in the business of making people rich”, Nwanne just be focus,steadfast,hardworking and diligent plus patience.

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May the Lord bless all my fellow Nigeriam youth 🙌

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